careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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