Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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