I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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