If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Your penis caused this!
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