Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
handjob tips. give me some.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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