you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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