so that wasnt chicken after all
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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