just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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