Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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