He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
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