we have pet lesbian snakes
Just cropdusted the office
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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