You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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