Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish my penis had an off switch
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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