I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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