Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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