she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
only if we run a train.
done.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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