Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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