How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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