Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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