I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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