come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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