After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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