if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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