Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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