Christians are straight up FREAKS
need another drink. this is the easiest way
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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