Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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