Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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