This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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