You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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