I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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