3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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