Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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