his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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