as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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