Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
And then he peed in my hair
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