Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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