talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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