you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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