kristin has been a bad kristin
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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