so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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