Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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