Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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