God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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