haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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