so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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