If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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