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Sponge bath it is.
I think my vagina is haunted
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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