you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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