Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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