Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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