how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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