does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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