sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she peed on how many people?
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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