he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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